But you came here to find out why the new Disneyland trams are red, didn't you? Well, thanks to Jennifer Rizzo's memory, we have the answer:
Because......Books are READ, too ...And TWO and TWO is four ...And FOUR is one third of a ruler ...And a RULER was Queen Mary ...And Queen Mary is a ship that sails on the ocean ...And fish live in the OCEAN ...And FISH have fins ...And The FINS fought the Russians ...And The RUSSIANS are red ...And the new Disneyland trams are always RUSHIN' around ...AND THAT'S why the new Disneyland trams are RED.